thatsthat24:

Those Confusing Adjustors 🔗

iloe:

iloe:

do the spiderverse kids all have. slightly different meme cultures

miles: look I can fit my whole fist in my mouth

gwen: freaky flexing. but alright

miles:

miles, through his fist: I’m sorry what did you just say

lumnch:

I like how looney tunes were like “wouldn’t it be funny if a cute cartoon character suddenly yelled extremely loud and furiously in a totally regular man’s voice” and then they just used that gag a million times and it always was funny

notedchampagne:

some of you never had to pretend to sleep with your phone/gameboy hidden under your pillow while your mom walks in your room to check up on you and it shows

thebootydiaries:

How did I wake up in the middle of the night with the funniest tweet idea and it was this

theflyingfoxy:

me: -puts any sort of blanket on my head-

brain: ah, my liddol russian lady. please get me some beets

builtfjordtuff:

sharplmages:

i dont play overwatch but congratulations on the lesbians

I don’t play overwatch but congratulations on the gay grandpa

genderdeath:

leftist western

first cowboy: this town ain’ big enough fer the two of us

second cowboy: then we’ll just have to work together, hand in hand, to build it bigger

first cowboy, now crying: i love you

[the cowboys are now dating]

thepocketpencil:

thyrell:

thyrell:

thyrell:

garrettauthor:

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

what’s the punchline here

wait